OOOHHHHH if you and i were dating, we would have to come up with a LOTR Game of Naughty.
Everytime Sam and Frodo look at each other TOO fondly.. we kiss..
I mean.. Hi, UST, right?
Everytime they discuss the “Mines of Moria” you finger me.
Everytime someone mentions “Staff or Pointy Hat” blow you.
When they say “Baggins” its T-bagging time. ;)
When someone speaks elvish, you speak elvish on my clit. hahaha
When they first mention “THE ONE RING” you put my butt plug in.. (yes, i realize its mentioned in the opening minute.) Every mention of it after, you twist it or push it deeper.. up to you ;)
Each time Legolas has a loreal moment, you pull my hair and dry grind me from behind **UNF**
Everytime someone says “precious” my ass gets spanked XD
omg… the list can go ON and ON and ON…..
who wants to fucking play
I would suggest loads of foreplay before hand. You have to remember that although you can be turned on and ready for action, your body may still need time to get warmed up. if foreplay still doesn’t get you wet, then lube may be your best friend. I hope that helps a bit c: